Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Types of computer viruses

Airline virus: You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore.

Bill Clinton virus: This virus mutates from region to region and we're not exactly sure what it does.

George Bush virus: Doesn't do anything, but you can't get rid of it until November.

Politically correct virus: Never calls itself a "virus", but instead refers to itself as an "electronic microorganism".

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